Lyrics

You show up at the dance
And leave your coat at the door
They point to your girl
She must a been six foot four

One size fits all, One size fits all

Start to get a feeling
Like I been here before
Tryin to find my lovin
At the big and tall store

One size fits all, One size fits all

They’ll give you anything
Accept what your askin for
If it don’t quite fit, gonna shoehorn you into it
You’ll just have to pay a little more

Go down to the deli
For pastrami on rye
They hand you ham and cheese
And then they tell you goodbye

One size fits all, One size fits all

I gotta patch the wall
said they can match it for shore
And it’s a match
To every other can in the store

One size fits all, One size fits all

He’s the answer man, just ask
just don’t ask him for help
It’s the one for you, gonna find it too
As long as it’s on the shelf